Some people say Aliens probe people’s assholes.
Well, that may have happened once, well not exactly.
I was sleeping once, but I don’t remember if I was having any visual dream. I felt a lady doing ass stuff to me, but thought it was sexual.
The keyword is sexual. Aliens might do medical stuff, with an anal probe. But sexual and anal? Probably not. Unless they really like me.
That must have happened only once as well.
A song about butt stuff, might be good to do nowadays.
If you want to hate, join a religion.
If you want love, get a pet.
If you want sex, join a club.
Butt stuff, she puts her fist in a glove, and puts it up a pipe.
What does she do with the glove after though? Sell it on eBay? Depends who’s asshole it was, if there’s a buyer though.
There’s a hole between my cheeks, after all these years alone.